will simply state how I will be defined in the dictionary.

It is a totally random thing that will probably repeat to 894750945 other people but I like these three definitions so far:

Na·dine [ney-deen, nuh-]
–adjective
1. Extremely extreme!
–noun
2. An alien.
3. A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult.

And, hey! Guess what? I can find myself in Dictionary.com! How cool is that?