The Day I Married a Computer

Good crap. I’m still laughing over that fact. It all started out when my friends and I decided to Google our names to see what we got for our search results. I typed my name and surname and found six results.

The first two results had nothing to do with me, the third was one of the entries in our 7ners group blog (it died. But will be revived in future). “Nadine Soh aka Da Kid/Nad Nad is the babyface. She is Stitch’s stalker. Velly nice and caring to friends lor. See this blog? She do wan.. (I must say something nice lest she ousts me out of this blog)

The next two were entries in Elisia’s and my Maths teacher Mrs. Poh’s guestbook.

The last one (oh my goodness), belonged to an entry in Peiwen’s really old blog (Between Love & Hate) which is dead so don’t bother clicking the link. An excerp of the entry (dated December 17, 2003) follows:

speaking of which, i recalled a dream i had eons ago. like about three years back,

it was about nad’s wedding. lol. don’t freak out, okay.

urm, it was about nad and her marriage to a computer. (like i said, don’t freak out.)
i mean, you love computers, right? oh no, Internet would be more appropriate, i reckon.

it kinda went like, “… joined in holy matrimony…

…between nadine soh and windows (ur husband)…

…you may now connect ur usb ports… (sound of static, then clear silence, the church goes awwwwwww….)

i felt so weird, i didn’t know how to face you the next day. can you imagine? gosh.

ok now that i’ve actually blab that out, i’m kinda relieved. but before you hit me with a sledgehammer, nad, i have to remind you that this awful nightmare took place three years ago. so, uh, put down that weapon, alright?

no violence!